13 November 2012

Before you begin: a brief history

HEY! Read this entry FIRST. This is the one you read BEFORE THE VERY FIRST EPISODE to get you started on your journey through your world of Game of Thrones.

“Game of Thrones” the TV show is based on a series of books called A Song of Ice and Fire, written by George R. R. Martin. As I am writing this, in 2012, there are presently 5 books published out of a (currently) planned 7. The first book in the Song of Ice and Fire series is titled “A Game of Thrones”, which was first published in 1996.

The story takes place in a fantasy world where seasons last many years and are of inconsistent lengths. When we begin, it is toward the end of a particularly long summer, which many people believe foretells an especially long and harsh winter. Most of the action takes place on Westeros: a very long and narrow continent that stretches north to south. Across the Narrow Sea, off the southeast coast of Westeros, is the large and sprawling continent of Essos, which is very sparsely populated, aside from a handful of independent city-states known as the Free Cities, all located on or near the Narrow Sea.

At the north border of Westeros lies the Wall: a gigantic man-made structure of ice and stone, towering 700 feet high and spanning a massive 300 miles from west coast to east coast. Built several millennia ago, the Wall stands as a defense barrier between Westeros and the harsh, frozen, and largely unmapped region of the far north. The Wall is manned and maintained by men of the Night’s Watch, an extra-political military order known for their staunch sense of honor and lack of sartorial creativity (they wear only black).


These guys, for example, would fit right in on the Wall.

The Seven Kingdoms of Westeros are presided over by the King on the Iron Throne, who rules from the capital city of King’s Landing, a city with a population of approximately half a million. For nearly 300 years, the ruling family in Westeros was House Targaryen; the first Targaryen actually rode dragons to conquer and unite the majority of Westeros. (Since then, the population of dragons in the world slowly dwindled - though no one is entirely sure why - until they became extinct some 150 years ago.)

The last of these ruling Targaryens was King Aerys II, who became known as the Mad King. To end his reign of tyranny – and the Targaryen dynasty – the combined armies of Robert Baratheon, Eddard “Ned” Stark, and Jon Arryn rose up against him in a two-year war that is now known as Robert’s Rebellion. I’ll get into details later, but the important bits I’ll leave to a young character who explains it succinctly in one episode: the king’s heir Rhaegar abducted Lyanna Stark (Ned’s sister and Robert's betrothed), so Ned and Robert went to war to win her back; they won but she died anyway.

So Robert Baratheon defeated and slew Rhaegar Targaryen on the banks of the River Trident. Mad King Aerys was slain by one of his closest guards: Jaime Lannister, who thenceforth earned the rather appropriate nickname “Kingslayer.” Robert, who had the best claim to the throne, became king, married Jaime Lannister’s twin sister Cersei, and has ruled the Seven Kingdoms for the last 17 years.

Since that time King Robert and Queen Cersei remained together in King’s Landing, and the queen bore the king three beautiful blonde children. Ned returned from the fighting to his family home in Winterfell and brought with him a bastard son, much to the surprise and contempt of his young wife Catelyn. (Though bastardy is somewhat common in Westeros, especially in times of war, it is not common for someone of noble birth like Eddard Stark to officially recognize a bastard child, much less raise one in their household alongside trueborn children.) Jon Arryn, who served as foster and guardian of Robert and Ned when they were younger, married Catelyn’s younger sister Lysa, and also remained in King’s Landing. Jon accepted a very powerful and honorable position on the King’s Council, called the Hand of the King, who is the king’s most trusted advisor and chief administrator.


Not this kind of administrator.

Though the kingdom has been at peace since Robert took the throne, there are still dissenters. The most prominent of these are King Aerys’s youngest two remaining children, called Viserys and Daenerys, who were mere babes at the time of Robert’s Rebellion, or, as they put it, War of the Usurper. They are the last Targaryens. With help they escaped across the Narrow Sea to the Free Cities and grew up harboring an intense hatred towards the Usurper. Viserys, now in his early twenties, is hatching a plan to return to the Seven Kingdoms and take back the throne he feels is rightfully his.

All right! So there’s your basic set-up. Still with me? It’s okay, reread it if you have to. These names will instantly make more sense in your head once you see the faces attached to them. In the first season, we will primarily follow the Stark family and their household: Eddard, or Ned, Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North; his wife Cat and their five children; his bastard son; his brash and impulsive ward (more on him later); the Royal Family and their retainers; and (eventually) the scheming members of the King’s Council. In Westeros there is no post office as we’d typically imagine; instead, citizens send messages across vast distances via ravens – think of modern day homing pigeons – and the story is set in motion when the Starks receive a troubling raven from King’s Landing.

A quick final word about the religions of Westeros, as you will hear many references to the “old gods and the new.” The old gods of the north are worshipped in places called godswoods, the prominent figure of which is usually a giant white tree called a weirwood, or sometimes “heart tree” after the shape and color of its leaves. There is a godswood in most castles throughout the Seven Kingdoms, though primarily in the north. (See if you can spot the weirwood in the early establishing shot of Winterfell.) The more dominant religion throughout Westeros is the Faith of the Seven, symbolized by a seven-pointed star and representing one god who has seven faces. They are worshipped in seven-sided buildings called septs, and members of the clergy are called septons (male) and septas (female). I wish they all had seven-sided hair or something, but I guess that’s where the numbering stops. Anyway. There are also a number of smaller faiths, and I’ll mention them as they come up.

Okay, off you go. Go start your journey into the world of Game of Thrones. As I mentioned before, this will all start making a lot of sense when you can match names with faces. That is the biggest hurdle, after all, and I’ll be here to guide you. So go watch the first episode, titled “Winter Is Coming” and then come back here. Afterwards you will no longer be able to say you’ve never seen it! See you in an hour. Welcome to the club; you’ll have a great time. :)



Don't have a way to watch it? You can buy the DVDs online; the cheapest you will find is probably via amazon.

25 October 2012

Welcome! An introduction.



When Game of Thrones was midway through its second season on HBO, I had the pleasure of overhearing friends and work colleagues (who had seen the show) discuss it with other friends and colleagues (who hadn’t seen the show). The general gist of each conversation was, “Omg, it’s such an amazing show! You have to watch it, it’s so good! But you *have* to be careful and pay close attention: there are so many characters and things going on! Omg it’s so good!!!1!!” The response always seemed to be, “Okay … well I’d like to see it, but it sounds confusing …”

Now, I completely agree with the first sentiment. It is an amazing show. I also understand the second; it can at times get confusing, especially if, like me, you’re used to normal brainless TV fodder. But I would hate people to miss out on such an entertaining, though epic, story by discouraging them to begin in the first place! So it was that day I decided – I royally decreed – that I would henceforth begin a new blog designed for just those people: people who want to know what all the fuss is about but could use a little guidance. Or maybe for those people who have seen it but got confused the first time around. Or even, mayhaps, for those who have seen it, enjoyed it, and want to go back for details they may have missed.

For someone new to the show, it’s easy to dismiss it as mere medieval fantasy, but in fact it stands out from any other fantasy story in that there aren’t that many fantastical elements in it. What I mean is that in many stories of a similar genre, you may find elves or magic or fairies galore, but in Game of Thrones, these elements are kept to a minimum. You could say that it’s basically historical fiction, with said elements peppered in for extra kick, like chili powder in your spaghetti. There is no “Oh no, I’m suddenly in a terrible situation and I’m doomed! No wait, I’ll just use my highly illogical superpower and with a snap of my fingers make everything hunky dory.” In Game of Thrones, the focus is instead on things like intriguing characters, complicated relationships, love and death, loyalty and betrayal, moral dilemmas, etc. Oh, and sex. Lots of sex. Some fantasy elements exist, but they’re used sparingly and therefore effectively, not for their own sakes or as mere plot devices.

However detailed the show may be, the books on which the show is based are even more so. What makes the story so engrossing are in fact the details, but if you’re a casual viewer like most people in the world, then let me do the heavy lifting. It will allow you to get caught up in the excitement and awesomeness without getting bogged down with the plethora of characters and plotlines threading in and out of the story. Watching it will indeed require you to get sucked in a little, but don’t worry, I’m here to help.

So here is a simple, straightforward, easy-to-read guide that I hope will help you understand and enjoy the TV show. For each episode I've made a brief recap of events (if you need it). Then watch each episode in your own time and read my comments afterward. (Keep in mind that as I post entries, each new one will show up first on the main page. So if you're starting from the beginning, you'll have to progress backwards to go in chronological order. Make sense? Okay good.) With my keen eye for detail, I will be able to provide not only guidance but insight into things you may have missed. On occasion I may offer little extra morsels or behind the scenes goss, because I know how much you like that. Once in a while I may throw in my own two cents, because hey, it’s my blog and I can, shut up. 

What I will not do is spoil anything for you within the show. I believe that for utmost enjoyment to occur, you should be able to watch it with no prior knowledge of any possible twists and turns, backstabbings and confessions, or what is commonly known as WTF moments. Of course, nowadays, avoiding some certain spoilers are nigh impossible, but I will not even mention them here. I will write the blog as if I am watching it with you, episode by episode, pointing out certain details or spurring sporadic speculation.

Most of my research comes directly from the books, but my brain is unfortunately no encyclopedia, and I do occasionally refer to other sources. So, credit where it’s due, I often go to the Thrones Wiki, and sometimes the Wiki for the show, sometimes to the HBO official website for the show. Much of my knowledge of the show would be limited without such abundant resources of information. You are welcome to peruse these sites yourself, if you want even more detail, but be advised that they may not (and probably will not) be as strict about spoilers as I will be. I will be careful not to include links to these sites, to avoid accidental spoilage.

I’ll also say here at the outset that this blog is not endorsed by the TV show, the book series, HBO, George R. R. Martin, or anyone really (donations accepted). It’s just me, a big fan of the show who has since delved into its world, wanting to share that enjoyment with others. So I hope you do.


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